Hello customer, what can I help you with? Oh, it’s you! Surprised I recognized you? There have been rumors spreading around the city about the investigator who has been trying to document all the weird and abnormal things going on in Green Creek. And I’ve seen you a couple of times here before, buying some expensive cameras and whatnot. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that you’re the one on a mission to capture some evidence on the apparitions which haunt that place.
No, no, no – it doesn’t bother me at all. Don’t misunderstand me – I envy your courage! I’m quite interested in all paranormal activities, but I’m not brave enough to go to Green Creek myself. You can call me a theorist. I read all the articles on unnatural phenomena I can get my hands on!
Oh, and you know what? Just thinking about your work totally reminds me of those “found footage” horror movies. I mean, I don’t want you to die in the process and have the footage laying around somewhere in the forest to be found by some random dude, but hey, you can’t help but see the similarities to films like Paranormal Activity or REC. You’ve seen those, haven’t you? The Last Exorcism from 2010 is also great and Lake Mungo from 2008 really got under my skin!
You gotta go? Oh, okay. Sorry for my yammering, it just really gets me excited. You just stop by any time you need something – I’m happy to help! Bye!